Lucas Oil Presents MavTV’s The Works

Forget that slobbering, flea-infested dog of yours. The remote is every man’s best friend (unless you’re watching MavTV, in which case you need to lose it). These might make funny gag gifts for your buddies this Christmas…

The ultimate remote control.

And another…

The "She-mote"

And another…

I think this one wins the most audaciously offensive award.

I don’t recommend buying any of these and leaving them where the Mrs. can find them, of course. She might not think it is so funny.

There is a “He-Mote” version to allowing her to “control” you, as well. It includes buttons such as “Talk to me,” “Mute Snoring,” “Ask for Directions,” “Mow Lawn,” and “Put Toilet Seat Down.”

Maybe someday there will be sexy she-bots that we actually control with remotes like these, but for now, I’ll take the real flesh and blood version, even if she isn’t always perfect.

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