Prejean confronted with a home-made sex tape?
Is that a whale in your tank or are you just glad to see me?
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I’ve been waiting for the next celebrity sex tape to drop. And drop it has, allegedly, like a bombshell!
You remember Carrie Prejean, aka the pageant chick who bashed gay marriage on TV? Multiple sources are reporting she immediately dropped a $1 million lawsuit against the Miss California & Miss USA organizations after pageant lawyers showed her a homemade sex tape she allegedly had made! TMZ claims they got the same video months ago and declined to release it because it was too graphic! Too graphic for TMZ? It has to be pretty extreme if that’s true because those guys are not known for their restraint.
Prejean is the same chick who let the Miss California organization pay for her breast implants and responded to the revelation of semi-nude pictures by accusing the photographer of taking advantage of young, naive her before other semi-nude pictures came out (she blamed the wind for blowing off her shirt that time). Riiiigggghhhhtttttt…
Donald Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Pageant system, initially sided with her when she took heat for her gay marriage stance but he canned her a month later because she wasn’t doing her job and never asked permission for anything she booked for herself as Miss California. To back it up, there were phone messages in which Prejean acted like a total A-hole and dictated the way things were going to be to her bosses.
Look… Forget the whole gay marriage thing. She can believe whatever she wants to believe. I could give crap about it because I’m not looking to marry some dude.
What makes this story funny is this chick has been marketing herself as a proper virgin who’s been attacked for her beliefs — she even has a book coming out next week reinforcing that illusion — yet the skeletons and scandals in her closet keep piling up. Wouldn’t it just be too ironic for words if she had done a girl-on-girl sex tape? That would entitle her to having her photo beside the word “hypocrite” in the dictionary, boys. Regardless, if this sex tape becomes public (and you just know it will), I doubt very many more churches will invite her to make appearances or buy her holier-than-thou book.
All of that aside, this chick is HOT! Forget that Shauna Sand sex tape, it’s SO last week. Bring on some Prejean minus the jeans!
Young ladies reading this: If you’re going to try and become a Disney starlet or a pageant queen, keep your clothes on!