Does Linz dad prefer strippers who look like her?
Not a very good lap dancer at that moment.
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I didn’t think Michael Lohan could get any creepier, but Splash News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan’s father prefers to get dances from strippers who look like the troubled, famous actress.
He has, of course, denied this, but the former owner of New York’s Scores insists Lohan made the bizarre request when he visited the nude bar. Elliot Osher plans to write a book about many of the celebrity visitors to Scores while he ran the joint, allegedly including Madonna, Bill Gates, Bernie Madoff, and Russell Crowe.
“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for,” Osher insisted. “We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.”
Michael Lohan reportedly admitted to getting into an altercation at Scores but said “the last thing I’d want to see is a girl who looked like Lindsay. I don’t even look at the magazines where she’s done some risque photos.”
Sure, dude. Right…
Granted, you have a hot daughter. Or at least she used to be hot. Now she just looks like one of those after shots on the “before-and-after” posters. She looks more like a worn out stripper than a still-young actress. What a mess that whole family is, with the 15-year-old sister on deck to dive right into the freak show’s center stage.
Daddy Lohan recently released secret recordings of his family’s phone conversations — what a guy, eh? — and TMZ reports he could go to jail because his wife Dina Lohan obtained a protective order in 2005 banning him from communicating with her via email or phone until 2011.
Lindsay got in a good jab at Daddy-O on Twitter:
“My father’s such a loser & those recordings are from years ago… To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha – he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.”
Ouch!