New experimental spray numbs your package
Trouble in paradise
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A spray that numbs your junk can help prevent premature ejaculation, doctors reported on Thursday.
Tests on more than 500 men who couldn’t last a full minute before producing pearl jam in the Maam showed they were more satisfied and less distressed when they used the spray, the researchers told a meeting in San Diego of the Sexual Medicine Society of North America.
There is no prescription treatment approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration for the condition, which Sciele Pharma Inc. estimates affects up to a third of U.S. men aged 18 to 59. The drug, PSD502, is a combination of the numbing agents lidocaine and prilocaine. Sciele plans to file for U.S. approval next year. If anyone’s penis falls off between now and then, we’ll know not to use this spray.
The men in the study, on average, lasted more than 3 minutes when they applied the spray five minutes before doin’ it. A second study found men using the spray lasted 2.6 minutes on average. Three minutes? Man, I feel sorry for these dudes’ wives. Let’s hope they are generous in other aspects or they may be on the divorce express (or the expressway to the local sex toy shop).
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is also examining the drug dapoxetine to treat premature ejaculation. In clinical trials, those with PE who took dapoxetine experienced intercourse three to four times longer before orgasm than without the drug. The American Urological Association (AUA) estimates that premature ejaculation could affect 27 to 34 percent of men in the United States. The AUA also estimates that 10 to 12 percent of men in the United States are affected by erectile dysfunction.
Self reported surveys report up to 75% of men do our business within 10 minutes of visiting the holy land. Me? Sometimes I can last up to a half-hour if I slow it down and imagine I’m with Rosie O’Donnell instead of my hot wife.
And all that stuff about Sting having tantric sex for hours? In a 2004 interview on BBC1, he confessed that the whole story of how he used yoga to achieve prolonged states of ecstasy has been “a joke that went around the world like a forest fire. Yeah, seven hours of sex every night. In fact it’s more like four hours of begging, then a movie and then dinner.”